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Funny Mom Quotes for the Sleep-Deprived Mom. "Sleep when the baby sleeps. Fold laundry when the baby folds laundry.". Yep, and cry when the baby cries. It's what all the good moms do from lack of sleep. "Parents complain about not getting enough sleep then stay up late scrolling through Instagram and Zillow. It's me.
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Motherhood: Because privacy is over-rated. —Russ Ediger. A mom is like a best friend who knew you back when you pooped your pants. —Russ Ediger. Mother like no other. More Funny Mother's Day Quotes: Show me a messy house and I'll show you a really fun mom. —Ellen Brenneman.
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Everything.". — Unknown. "If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'Keep away from children.'". — Susan Savannah. "Most mothers are instinctive philosophers.". — Harriet Beecher Stowe. "Sometimes I open my mouth and my mother comes out.". — Unknown.
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To my dear Mom on Mother's Day, I love you. I especially like your super long voicemails and texts that don't make sense. Mom, I know it's hard for you on Mother's Day. to hide the fact that I'm your *favorite* child. Happy Mother's Day! Happy Mother's Day Mom! Love, your *favorite* child.
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Inspiring Mother's Day quotes. 26. "I remember my mother's prayers, and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life." —Abraham Lincoln. 27. "As is the mother, so is.
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36. "Thank you for giving me all the good genes, like: extreme anxiety, average height and crooked pinkies. Wishing you a Mother's Day full of love and happiness!". 37. "Thanks for wiping my ass and stuff. Happy Mother's Day!". 38. "Thanks for shagging Dad.
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Rose Nylund, The Golden Girls. "My mother used to say: the older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.". Woman's Day. 5.
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This Mother's Day, share some Mother's Day quotes or sayings to celebrate the moms in your life. Whether you're looking for a funny Mother's Day quote to make your mom laugh or an inspirational Mother's Day quote for the new mom in your circle, here are 18 great options for cards, captions, and posts.
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29 Funny Mom Quotes That Will Have You Cry-Laughing. Charlotte Hilton Andersen Updated: Dec. 09, 2022. Silence isn't golden. it's suspicious, say all moms everywhere. These funny mom quotes will.
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View Wish 4296. This Mother's Day, I want to thank you for giving me all the best things in life: your love, your care, and your cooking! Happy Mother's Day! Mother's Day. Funny Messages. View Wish 4280. On this Mother's Day, I want to give you something truly special - some peace and quiet.
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Funny Mothers Day Messages. #1. To my beloved mom, for the long time owner of my heart, soul, and wealth. Rather, in the past month, my salary is double, right? Thank you for being a mother who is so kind to her son.". #2. Mother, like wine, you get so much more fun as time goes by.". #3.
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Funny Mothers Day Wishes 2023. Mom, thanks a lot for saving my ass so many times from my father and the school teachers. One day when you will be gone, I will become your obedient son as you want me to be. Happy mothers day! I know you hate to say it in front of my siblings but I am your lucky charm.
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2. "Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children.". — William Makepeace Thackeray. 3. "The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation.". — James E. Faust. 4. "Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall; A mother's secret hope outlives them all.". — Oliver.
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1. "The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." - Calvin Trillin. PureWow. 2. "When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out."
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33. "A mother is the person you can always call to see how long chicken lasts in the fridge." 34. "It's not easy being a mom. If it were easy, fathers would do it.". ― Betty White. 35.
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11. Motherhood…the landscape can be rocky but the views are always breathtaking. 12. If you are a mom, you are a superhero, period. 13. There are no perfect moms, and there are no perfect children, but there are plenty of perfect moments along the way.